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Imp Head
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Javier asked me to christen this new section with a post so...

Why do squirrels always seem like they're on the verge of freaking out and popping a cap in your ass or something?

Discuss!
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Post Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:58 pm
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Why do squirrels always seem like they're on the verge of freaking out and popping a cap in your ass or something?


Some squirrels don't have that great of a memory, which is why they "scatter hoard", or stash their food all over the place. That way they are more likely to come across a stash of food, even if it isn't necessarily theirs!

Clearly they are paranoid little critters. I'm sure they are running around trying to come up with some little rhyme to remember where they put their last stash. Then they see us with our vastly superior memories and worry we'll see them storing their food and come get it before they can even remember where it is.
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Post Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:15 pm
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Squirrels, schmerriels.

What's up with Chiuauauauauaus (sp?); they don't even have to worry about stashing nuts, yet they are as paranoid as anything...
Post Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:20 pm
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Some Squirrels do fly.

But then again, they switch trees by pure paranoia.


Imagine your life as a squirrel...Brrrrr.
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Post Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:28 am
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I used to live in florida, and the squirells around my house used to like yell at us if we came around them. Seriously they would do this crazy yell-chirp-noise it was insane. I would even hear them doing it in the morning when i was trying to sleep in and i wanted to throw rocks at them Twisted Evil (but i didn't because that would be MEAN!!!) Evil or Very Mad
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Post Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:40 pm
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Paranoid Squirrels doing it in the morning..


Man, Twang you've ruin my breakfast..



Must be over awfully quick though..Look a flying leaf !
*jump down tree
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Post Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:10 pm
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And since I'm sort of Discussing all alone...


Maybe my schizophrenia should kick in now.



Hello?
Yeeeeees?
Why do squirrels always seem like they're on the verge of freaking out and popping a cap in your ass or something?
Because they'Re scared of squirrel-eating-hobo.
Those exist?
Well I've known a man, call him Trashcan man, that use to make boots out of their skin..
and He was eating them?
No.
Then why you said that? You said that hobo did that!
No, I don't think so.
Sure did.
Did not.
Did too!
Did not.
Did too!
Did not.
Did too!
Did not.
Did too!
Did not.
Did too!
Did not.
Did too!
Ok, let's suppose I said that.
Well you did.
Ok, let say I did.
Told you already that you did...
Hobo are poor people.
And?
Well, food costs money, and they don't have money.
Don't they "Bum" asking for change?
Yes, but this is for booze. Not food.
Ok, well then How do they kill them?
Kill what?
THE SQUIRRELS!
What, the Squirrels?
How...do...they...kill..them..?
How the hell should I know? I'm not a hobo!


Morale: Don't read this section when I post in it! Laughing
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BWAHAHA Laughing
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Ok, that's messed up right here.

.......Therapy anyone? Laughing
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